So for a great deal of time now my sisters have been watching reality t.v.. I'm not talking about
Jersey Shore or
True Life, rather stuff like
The Midget Show and
I Have More Children Than Mormons Have Wives. Quite frankly, I have come to despise real lifeish shows (with the exception of the one about that dude who weighs 1000 pounds). They suck the life out of me. Let me list a few of them:
Little People Big World, they're just midgets, it was cute when they sang "Lollipop Guild" on
The Wizard of Oz, but do they really deserve their own show (even though I always have wanted a pet midget);
Kate Plus 8, Kate and her posse of hoodlums are annoying as all get out, the entire show consists of her kids being brats and Kate griping around, this show has no appeal whatsoever;
Toddlers and Tiaras, basically just a show about moms who had awful childhoods reliving their dreams through their children, which in turn causes their children to also experience awful childhoods (when watching this show you will most likely hear the words "diva", "glitter", and "glam" 100 bazillion times). The list of awful reality t.v. shows could go on forever. If you have a sibling, parent, child, or household pet that enjoys watching reality t.v., may God have mercy on your soul.
AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr. Deliciousness. You are a true voice of reason in an insane world. Who would have ever dreamed that we would see the day when watching exterminators catching mice (‘Billy the Exterminator’) would pass as entertainment?! The fact is that, there are tons of imaginative and creative people out there with good ideas that would make for great television entertainment. However, very few of those people are in the industry. I believe that the entertainment industry is full of hack cronies who have no fresh ideas so they resort to the drivel that you mention. The saddest part is that millions of brain-dead fans (your sister excluded, of course) keep tuning in to watch midgets pay their bills, kids wet their pants, women abuse their toddlers and Billy kill mice! It’s so sad… so very, very sad.
…Oh, and the Hoarders! For heaven’s sake, let’s not forget the Hoarders! You haven’t lived until you’ve sat through a 24 hour marathon of toothless slobs living in utter squalor!
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