Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's day?

So as most of you know today is Valentine's day. If you did not know that, then you have no life. I hope all of y'all had a good day, but chances are some of you didn't. While some of you guys went on dates and ate delicious heart shaped candies, some of you: laid on your couch, drank milk out of a carton. and watched soap operas all day, But why? Why are half of y'all doing great, while the other half are pathetic losers (no offense)? It's because half of y'all are happy people to start with, while the other half are already miserable. Many of you choose to be unhappy. The reason no one like's some of you guys is because you don't even like yourself. So be happy! Even if you don't have a Valentine, so what? You should still be a happy person. Just be yourself. 

You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"


Sorry for ripping off Katy but oh oh oh well.  Have a great day y'all! Sorry for being a little serious in this post, but I said what must be said. Peace out!

(p.s. If being yourself doesn't work: lose weight, die your hair, get a face lift, and act like someone else.)

Friday, February 4, 2011

Does any one REALLY floss twice a day?

So  I went to the dentist the other day (dentists are just doctors who flunked medical school), and they told me I needed to floss twice a day. Who flosses twice a day!?!? INSANITY! Apparently, brushing twice a day just doesn't make the cut any more. I say we stick it to the man! That's right, floss just once a day. Be rebellious, live on the edge. I hereby declare this week Stick It To The Dentist, Floss Only Once A Day Week (Catchy name, isn't it?). Life is short kids, take some risks. Floss less, live more.
Peace out

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Why The Name "Deliciousness"?

Great question! Thanks for asking.
To me the word "delicious" means amazing, or awesome. For example if you ate a great steak (or a great pickle, if you are a vegetarian), you might say "delicious!". In the same way my use of the word delicious means "awesome!". So, in essence, my blogs name "The Deliciousness" really means "The Awesomeness". Hope that helps clarify things.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

My Blog

This is the first post of my new blog. Someday, when I am famous, I will look back on this blog, and celebrate my success. Prepare to be entertained by the awesomeness this blog possesses. Enjoy.