Saturday, August 27, 2011

Reality T.V.

So for a great deal of time now my sisters have been watching reality t.v.. I'm not talking about Jersey Shore or True Life, rather stuff like The Midget Show and I Have More Children Than Mormons Have Wives. Quite frankly, I have come to despise real lifeish shows (with the exception of the one about that dude who weighs 1000 pounds). They suck the life out of me. Let me list a few of them: Little People Big World, they're just midgets, it was cute when they sang "Lollipop Guild" on The Wizard of Oz, but do they really deserve their own show (even though I always have wanted a pet midget); Kate Plus 8, Kate and her posse of hoodlums are annoying as all get out, the entire show consists of her kids being brats and Kate griping around, this show has no appeal whatsoever; Toddlers and Tiaras, basically just a show about moms who had awful childhoods reliving their dreams through their children, which in turn causes their children to also experience awful childhoods (when watching this show you will most likely hear the words "diva", "glitter", and "glam" 100 bazillion times). The list of awful reality t.v. shows could go on forever. If you have a sibling, parent, child, or household pet that enjoys watching reality t.v., may God have mercy on your soul.