A Sad Sad Story

You woke up this morning and thought, "Hey! Today there is going to be another Fritzy and Fitzherbert Q&A video! Cool beans!". So you rushed to your computer and visited your favorite online blog, The Deliciousness. Your hopes were high, life was good. But then when you finally got onto this amazing website, you realized that alas, there was no new video. But before you come after me with pitch forks and staves(like Gaston and his posse came after the Beast), just hold your horses (both figuratively and literally), I can explain. You see, I too woke up this morning, eagerly anticipating uploading the new video. But when I looked out my window, I saw a blazing forest fire of Biblical proportions. So I did what any of you would do, I grabbed a glass of water and threw it on the blazing forest fire (I didn't throw the glass, just the water). Then, to my fright, I heard the squeals of chipmunks and the fukaws of birds, I then realized that my friends, the woodland creatures, were in grave danger. So I rushed into the  fire in search of any small birds or creatures I could find. I rescued 10 birds, 15 chipmunks, 12 squirrels, and 24 other miscellaneous varmint. But, in the midst of the inferno, I lost both hands as well as my pinky toe. Even now, I am typing this post using my tongue and eyelashes. And that's why I was not able to upload the Q&A video, I am sorry (even though I do realize it is too late to apologize... it's just too late). So forgive me if you can, and I will have the new video uploaded NEXT Thursday. So in the meantime, stay thirsty my friends.